Malfoy, Crabbe & Goyle (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 8524

 
MALFOY, CRABBE AND GOYLE

 

(to the title song from Pinky and the Brain)

 

(The Scene: Slytherin's Common Room: Enter DRACO MALFOY, VINCENT CRABBE, and GREGORY GOYLE)

 

CRABBE & GOYLE (spoken): Gee, Draco, whaddya wanna do tonight?

 

DRACO:  (spoken) Same thing we do every night: try to get one over on Harry Potter! 

 

(enter HARRY POTTER  & RON WEASLEY, protected by the Invisibility Cloak)

 

HP & RW: 

They're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle

They're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle

One's our antagonist,  the others mere foils

Since our series' premiere

They've done little more than sneer

They annoy

Us,  they're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle....

 

To the house of Slytherin

They landed with a thud

And with an evil grin

They'll slime every Mudblood

 

They're Malfoy, Goyle and Crabbe

They're Malfoy, Goyle and Crabbe

They're making a stab at a mammoth power grab 

To prove their faith is bad

They'll hang around like chad

Don't enjoy

Them, they're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle....

 

- CM (Narf!) C...


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