Malfoy, Crabbe & Goyle (filk)

[Ellimist15 at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 8548

Another brilliant filk from Caius Marcus! At the "chad" comment you had me 
laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thanks so much for sharing these 
hilarious parodies with us!

Oh, and Steve - thanks so much for archiving all the filks on your site! I 
tried to keep up with the message numbers for reference, but when on "digest" 
this can be a bit of a problem.

Oh, and in case anyone is interested, I redid "What's In a Name" for the new 
year. I'd love to hear any comments or suggestions. The new URL is 
http://www.stas.net/5/wian

Ellie Rosenthal
 
<< MALFOY, CRABBE AND GOYLE

 

(to the title song from Pinky and the Brain)

 

(The Scene: Slytherin's Common Room: Enter DRACO MALFOY, VINCENT CRABBE, and 
GREGORY GOYLE)

 

CRABBE & GOYLE (spoken): Gee, Draco, whaddya wanna do tonight?

 

DRACO:  (spoken) Same thing we do every night: try to get one over on Harry 
Potter! 

 

(enter HARRY POTTER  & RON WEASLEY, protected by the Invisibility Cloak)

 

HP & RW: 

They're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle

They're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle

One's our antagonist,  the others mere foils

Since our series' premiere

They've done little more than sneer

They annoy

Us,  they're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle....

 

To the house of Slytherin

They landed with a thud

And with an evil grin

They'll slime every Mudblood

 

They're Malfoy, Goyle and Crabbe

They're Malfoy, Goyle and Crabbe

They're making a stab at a mammoth power grab 

To prove their faith is bad

They'll hang around like chad

Don't enjoy

Them, they're Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle Goyle....

 

- CM (Narf!) C... >>