[HPforGrownups] Worst-Case Casting, wasRe: Could the Movie be this bad?

Denise R gypsycaine at yahoo.com
Sun Jan 14 02:18:32 UTC 2001


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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: milz 
  To: HPforGrownups at egroups.com 
  Sent: Saturday, January 13, 2001 6:17 PM
  Subject: [HPforGrownups] Worst-Case Casting, wasRe: Could the Movie be this bad?


  Scott wrote:
  > "Oh, no. Disney'd cast it like this;
  > 
  > "-Weasley twins; Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (did I mention that in 
  >  this version the twins are in the same year as Harry? And aren't 
  >  related to Ron? Oh, yeah, they're girls, too)"
  > 
  > Has anyone seen the movie "Double Bubble Toil and Trouble"? (Or 
  > something like that.) It features the Olsen twins and usually comes 
  > on around Halloween (btw, can anyone tell me why the British ed. 
  puts 
  > an appostrophy in the word- Hallowe'en?).  In it the twins try to 
  > retrieve a moonstone (which has magic powers) from their evil witch 
  > aunt so that they can save their other aunt who is trapped in a 
  > mirror. (They'd fit right in to PS/SS (I'm kidding).)
  > 
  > I really don't have much against Disney. This however is not to say 
  > that I wish they were making the movie- I don't. 
  >  
  > Scott
  > Hmmm, you forgot to mention that Cinderella's castle would be 
  > trasformed into Hogwarts ala the Magic Kingdom.

  MTV would cast it like this:

  Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, Dean = The Back Street boys
  Percy, Bill, Charlie, Fred and George Weasley= N Sync
  Hermione = Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera 
  Dumbledore = Mick Jagger
  Sirius or Snape = Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
  Uncle Vernon = Ozzy Osbourne
  Lockhart = Sting
  Nearly Headless Nick= David Bowie

  Madonna would be cast as Molly, McGonagall or Madame Hooch.
  Hogwarts would look like something out of Marilyn Manson's 
  imagination.






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