Worst-Case Casting, wasRe: Could the Movie be this bad?

[milz]

No: HPFGUIDX 9226

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Kimberly " <moongirlk at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "milz " <absinthe at m...> wrote:
> 
> > MTV would cast it like this:
> > 
> > Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, Dean = The Back Street boys
> > Percy, Bill, Charlie, Fred and George Weasley= N Sync
> > Hermione = Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera 
> > Dumbledore = Mick Jagger
> > Sirius or Snape = Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
> > Uncle Vernon = Ozzy Osbourne
> > Lockhart = Sting
> > Nearly Headless Nick= David Bowie
> > 
> > Madonna would be cast as Molly, McGonagall or Madame Hooch.
> > Hogwarts would look like something out of Marilyn Manson's 
> > imagination.
> 
> I can't help it!  a few more:
> Cher = Trelawny
> Celine Dion = Petunia  
> Meatloaf = Hagrid  
> Bono = Lupin
> Vitamin C = Ginny
> Rob Thomas = Sirius
> But honestly Snape would be hard.  There are sooo many gaunt, 
scowling 
> musicians with greasy dark hair who take themselves entirely too 
> seriously that it'd be really hard to choose one!

Ummm. Pink as Ginny. The Spice Girls and Destiny's Child as any of 
the Gryffindor or Slytherin female students.