"I see no ships" ... the Director's cut

[Neil Ward]

No: HPFGUIDX 10501

Penny gave evidence, thus:-

<<<Since the Captain was clearly pregnant in FFA's dream, I maintain, it
cannot have been the H/H Ship. :--)   And, FFA has made no provision in his
"captain rescue" scenario for the Captain's husband.   The Captain maintains
she wouldn't have been sailing in her condition without her husband.  <g>>>>

Okay...

"Captain Linsenmayer was rescued in the nick of time by a passing Hippogriff
and deposited on a remote desert island, where she and her child lived out
their days in idyllic surroundings...

***extra bit!!

At first, the Captain had been very lonely on the island with only her third
child and a handful of native islanders for company, but after a few months
had passed, the author checked his napkin and found that there were actually
about a thousand people on the island, including the Captain's devoted
husand, Bryce and her two older children, a Russian cabin boy in Celine Dion
drag and Dr Simon Branford in leather trousers.  Even the mergoat finally
made it ashore and grew a pair of magical lungs, after which he devoured all
the hammocks."

Ahem.

Neil
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Flying-Ford-Anglia

"My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms but
one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course
I succeeded in turning her into a yak!

Thank you Kwikspell!"

[Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets]