Bounce Off The Wall (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 10566

Bounce Off The Wall (from GoF, Chap. 13)

(To the tune of Walk Like a Man – and feel free to sing along
– just follow the bouncing ferret!) 

(THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Table in the Great Hall. HARRY, RON and 
HERMIONE  are relating to their friends the events that just 
transpired between themselves, Draco Malfoy, MAD-EYE MOODY and 
MINERVA McGONAGALL) 

HARRY
That Draco tried to split me open wide
Casting sneaky spells behind my back
But then said my DADA......

(Dissolve to the Entrance Hall, where the events in question took 
place. A large crowd of students is assembled)

MOODY
............Hey there, Malfoy, nada! - 
I don't like your cowardly  attacks!  

(MOODY transfigures Malfoy into a ferret, and bounces him in time 
with the music)

It's time to.....

MOODY, HARRY & RON
Bounce off the wall!
Bounce down the hall!
Bounce in the shape of a creature quite small 
Serve your demerit doin' time as a ferret
And don't even try to run, son

(Dissolve back to the Great Hall. RON continues the narrative)

RON 
It looked like ol' Draco had at last met his Waco
It couldn't get any better than this
A crowd we were drawin' and we were all guffawin'
Until McGonagall  said.....

(Dissolve back to the Entrance Hall)

McGONAGALL (to Moody)
                            ........What's all this?   
You've got to.....

McGONAGALL & HERMIONE 
Not bounce him here!
You'll get bounced on your ear
If this incident is reviewed by your peers!
Report him to Snape, but change back his shape!
Now make Malfoy be a boy, 




..oy!

(The ferret becomes Malfoy again, somewhat the worse for wear. Exit 
all)

   - CM "I have a life!" C (27% obsessed – how can I be
overly obsessed with Harry Potter when I'm so busy thinking up rhymes 
for Hufflepuff and Kedrava?)