Bounce Off The Wall (filk)

[Christy Kwak]

No: HPFGUIDX 10576

*howling w/ laughter* 
THAT is FANTASTIC!
Oh MAAN! Another little ditty bouncin' around my wee brain! <;o)

B   I    G      B   I    G
  O    N          O    N

Bouncin' on....

Christy
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--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> 
wrote:
> Bounce Off The Wall (from GoF, Chap. 13)
> 
> (To the tune of Walk Like a Man – and feel free to sing along
> – just follow the bouncing ferret!) 
> 
> (THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Table in the Great Hall. HARRY, RON and 
> HERMIONE  are relating to their friends the events that just 
> transpired between themselves, Draco Malfoy, MAD-EYE MOODY and 
> MINERVA McGONAGALL) 
> 
> HARRY
> That Draco tried to split me open wide
> Casting sneaky spells behind my back
> But then said my DADA......
> 
> (Dissolve to the Entrance Hall, where the events in question took 
> place. A large crowd of students is assembled)
> 
> MOODY
> ............Hey there, Malfoy, nada! - 
> I don't like your cowardly  attacks!  
> 
> (MOODY transfigures Malfoy into a ferret, and bounces him in time 
> with the music)
> 
> It's time to.....
> 
> MOODY, HARRY & RON
> Bounce off the wall!
> Bounce down the hall!
> Bounce in the shape of a creature quite small 
> Serve your demerit doin' time as a ferret
> And don't even try to run, son
> 
> (Dissolve back to the Great Hall. RON continues the narrative)
> 
> RON 
> It looked like ol' Draco had at last met his Waco
> It couldn't get any better than this
> A crowd we were drawin' and we were all guffawin'
> Until McGonagall  said.....
> 
> (Dissolve back to the Entrance Hall)
> 
> McGONAGALL (to Moody)
>                             ........What's all this?   
> You've got to.....
> 
> McGONAGALL & HERMIONE 
> Not bounce him here!
> You'll get bounced on your ear
> If this incident is reviewed by your peers!
> Report him to Snape, but change back his shape!
> Now make Malfoy be a boy, 
> 



..oy!
> 
> (The ferret becomes Malfoy again, somewhat the worse for wear. Exit 
> all)
> 
>    - CM "I have a life!" C (27% obsessed – how can I be
> overly obsessed with Harry Potter when I'm so busy thinking up 
rhymes 
> for Hufflepuff and Kedrava?)