[HPforGrownups] Bounce Off The Wall (filk)

[Denise R]

No: HPFGUIDX 10574

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,yes....dissolves into various sounds of hooting,
chortling, and otherwise neighbor annoying loud noises (such as sound
effects off "who let the dogs out")!



You've done it again....
----- Original Message -----
From: "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at worldnet.att.net>
To: <HPforGrownups at egroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 24, 2001 10:10 PM
Subject: [HPforGrownups] Bounce Off The Wall (filk)


Bounce Off The Wall (from GoF, Chap. 13)

(To the tune of Walk Like a Man - and feel free to sing along
- just follow the bouncing ferret!)

(THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Table in the Great Hall. HARRY, RON and
HERMIONE  are relating to their friends the events that just
transpired between themselves, Draco Malfoy, MAD-EYE MOODY and
MINERVA McGONAGALL)

HARRY
That Draco tried to split me open wide
Casting sneaky spells behind my back
But then said my DADA......

(Dissolve to the Entrance Hall, where the events in question took
place. A large crowd of students is assembled)

MOODY
............Hey there, Malfoy, nada! -
I don't like your cowardly  attacks!

(MOODY transfigures Malfoy into a ferret, and bounces him in time
with the music)

It's time to.....

MOODY, HARRY & RON
Bounce off the wall!
Bounce down the hall!
Bounce in the shape of a creature quite small
Serve your demerit doin' time as a ferret
And don't even try to run, son

(Dissolve back to the Great Hall. RON continues the narrative)

RON
It looked like ol' Draco had at last met his Waco
It couldn't get any better than this
A crowd we were drawin' and we were all guffawin'
Until McGonagall  said.....

(Dissolve back to the Entrance Hall)

McGONAGALL (to Moody)
                            ........What's all this?
You've got to.....

McGONAGALL & HERMIONE
Not bounce him here!
You'll get bounced on your ear
If this incident is reviewed by your peers!
Report him to Snape, but change back his shape!
Now make Malfoy be a boy,
......oy!

(The ferret becomes Malfoy again, somewhat the worse for wear. Exit
all)

   - CM "I have a life!" C (27% obsessed - how can I be
overly obsessed with Harry Potter when I'm so busy thinking up rhymes
for Hufflepuff and Kedrava?)




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