[HPforGrownups] Ode to Susan McGee (was re: Netiquette etc.)

[Amanda Lewanski]

No: HPFGUIDX 11244

Neil Ward wrote:

> Susan wrote:
>
> > SWINE! your days are numbered!
> >
> > How come no one pays any attention to my posts that are
> > designed to break all the rules?
>
> ****
>
> ODE TO SUSAM MCGEE
>
> Oh, Ms McGee we are not fools;
> We're well aware you break the rules.
> It seems you break the mould as well,
> And plan on making merry hell.
>
> A mistress of the wild retort,
> Your views are strong, your temper short
> But, sometimes, when you don't complain,
> The things you say are really sane.
>
> So, if you want to be a rebel;
> Be assured, you'll be in trouble.
> But, stay within the written guide,
> And you'll be on our better side.
>
> We moderators tolerate,
> And try not to officiate,
> But `though of you I'm very fond
> My hand is resting on my wand!
>
> Neil
> Mechanimagus Moderator

Alas, my days as Susan-toast
Are numbered, with Neil's lengthy post,
And all the Susan-fun I've wangled
Yanking on the chains she dangled,
Now it seems I must be sharing--
Wonder how *her* wand is faring?

--Amanda


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