Amanda, Have A Gander (one of "The Unforgivable Verses": a bit OT, a bit Admin... work it out yourselves!)

[Neil Ward]

No: HPFGUIDX 11276

Amanda rhymed:
 
> Alas, my days as Susan-toast
> Are numbered, with Neil's lengthy post,
> And all the Susan-fun I've wangled
> Yanking on the chains she dangled,
> Now it seems I must be sharing--
> Wonder how *her* wand is faring?

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AMANDA, HAVE A GANDER

Amanda!  Thanks for that reaction
To my moderating action.
However, I am tempted, too, 
To say a few things about you: -

Although your posts are fun and fine,
You say a lot and don't combine.
Compared to Susan's posting habits,
Your messages: they breed like rabbits!

Rest assured, we have your measure, 
Even though you are a treasure.
Font of knowledge; fan of Snape, 
Please, mend your ways with Spellotape.

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(With all this rhyme I don't intend,
A single member to offend.
I want y'all to see that we've set
Some common rules of netiquette.)

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel 

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