[HPforGrownups] Amanda, Have A Gander (one of "The Unforgivable Verses": a bit OT, a bit Admin... work it out yourselves!)

[Amanda Lewanski]

No: HPFGUIDX 11290

Neil Ward wrote:

> AMANDA, HAVE A GANDER
>
> Amanda!  Thanks for that reaction
> To my moderating action.
> However, I am tempted, too,
> To say a few things about you: -
>
> Although your posts are fun and fine,
> You say a lot and don't combine.
> Compared to Susan's posting habits,
> Your messages: they breed like rabbits!
>
> Rest assured, we have your measure,
> Even though you are a treasure.
> Font of knowledge; fan of Snape,
> Please, mend your ways with Spellotape.

You honor me, Lord Moderator
But I must defend my ways;
I post many little missives
Hoping to ease others' days....
All the dedicated FAQers
Struggling with aching heads,
Combing through the massive postings
Made by those who tangle threads--
I have taken pity on them!
I reply to each in turn...
AND I change my subject headings
Lest the other listmom burn....

So now, thank you for the Gander
Though I've heard they honk and bite,
Soooo....please join us for the dinner
We'll be roasting goose tonight....

--Amanda
Font of Knowledge, Fan of Snape


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