My Master, You Know Who [FILK]

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No: HPFGUIDX 23032

My Master, You Know Who
a filk by Pippin, to the tune of My Darlin'  Clementine
Dedicated to CMC, Amy Z, Suzanne, Meg Rose and Catherine

"By a gravestone, with the grave dust
Exhumated from a tomb
I will do as Voldy told me
I will save him from  his doom"

Oh my master,  oh my master, 
Oh my master,  You Know Who
When I bring you back to power
They'll be sorry, You Know Who

Blood of foe and bone of father
Flesh of servant Pettigrew
With devotion brewed  he potion
Resurrecting You Know Who

Ruby eyes above the cauldron
In a countenance malign
'Twas that scapegrace with the snake face
Rising from the foaming brine.

In a circle stood the bad guys
Wormtail wallowing in gore
A prosthetic so aesthetic
Was the gift of Voldemort

Duelled then Harry with the Dark Lord
Dire curses hurt him bad
But Priori Incantatem
Saved the bottom of our lad

Corny Fudge said in denial
Dumbledore, this can't be true.
It's confusion or delusion,
It just can't be You Know Who.

Ways are parted, something's started
Someone's sure to take a dive
What disasters claim spellcasters
We won't know until Book Five.


Oh my wizards, oh my goodness
Oh my what are they in for?
It's another incarnation 
Of the fiend called Voldemort.