Open Letter to L.O.O.N. from L.O.O.N.I.E.S.T.

[Rock A. Hardslab]

No: HPFGUIDX 23118

Ms. Joywitch M. Curmudgeon
L.O.O.N.
League Of Obsessed Nitpickers
2b Ayne Alley
London 1M 0DD
England, Europe, Across The Pond


Dear Ms. Curmudgeon,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rock A. Hardslab and I am the Chief
Resources Administrative President of The League Of Obsessed Nitpickers In
Eastern Seaboard Towns (L.O.O.N.I.E.S.T.), based here in scenic Salem,
Massachusetts. L.O.O.N.I.E.S.T. is devoted to the continuation, maintenance
and evolution of the fine tradition of Nitpicking. We are currently in the
stages of preparation for our 200th Annual Nitpickfest, which takes place
every September 12th right here in beautiful Salem, Mass.

One of our members, one Vevelia C. Ponkleberry, has been in contact with a
very helpful wizard named Anal Lardbottom, a former member of your
organization, and Ms. Ponkleberry suggested that I might write to you in
across the pond over in Merry Olde England and inquire as to whether you --
or any of your members or officers -- would be interested in forging closer
Nitpicking ties between England and the United States in the spirit of
international friendship and cooperation. Ms. Ponkleberry suggested that we
might have a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's right here in Salem at the
same time as you were to have a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's in
lovely Swansea during our bicentennial celebration-- what do you think?

Please do not hesitate to contact me using any of the communication methods
shown below.

Yours,

--Rock A. Hardslab


Rock A. Hardslab
Chief Resources Administrative President

L.O.O.N.I.E.S.T.
League Of Obsessed Nitpickers In Eastern Seaboard Towns
43 Occident Alley
Salem, MA  11235

tel: (410) 555-3170
fax: (410) 555-3171
@: rock.hardslab at LOONIEST.org
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