FAQs are Available for Viewing [filk]

[foxmoth at qnet.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 23357

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., Penny & Bryce Linsenmayer <pennylin at s...> 
wrote:
> Hi everyone -- 
> In honor of Harry's birthday, I'm pleased to make the long-awaited
> announcement that the FAQs (which are about 60% complete at this point) are available for viewing at the following:
> 
> http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/


The FAQir's Song 
A filk by Pippin
To the tune (more or less) of The Sorcerer's Song by Gilbert & Sullivan

If you're wond'ring why Dumble's eye gleams
Or if Fudge is not quite what he seems
If for knowledge you're burning
You soon will be learning
For answers we have them in reams
Just let your curiousity wax
And then let your browser make tracks
Let your modem engage with our favorite page
Just consult with our resident FAQs

We've a first class assortment of queries
Better anwers you never will get
For wild speculation and theories 
There's no better source on the net

How'd the Dursley's get back from the Isle
Why when Norris was froze did Snape smile?
Has Jo dyscalculia, is Snape part Dracula,
What's the first  vision, do ghosts have religion?
Who's  on the Marauder's Map, why's there a Weasley gap?
Minds so inquiring to learn are conspiring 
So, if anyone anything lacks
You'll find it all ready in stacks
Let your modem engage with our favorite page
Just consult with our resident FAQs

Let us raise a host of toasts
to all our Flint detectors
To  Heidi T, and Amy Z, 
To Simon, Neil and Ebony
To Carole E and Mike the G
And those who are known by their alias
(I refer to Cassandra and Caius)
To Steve of the Lexicon, also to Jim and John
Paul who did tech support, is that a contact sport?
Driving themselves to the verge of insanity
Vexed by humanity, when with inanity
charged with Satanity they had urbanity
Fatal to vanity
Driving their foes to the use of profanity
Werewolf biology, mystic philology?
Where does a phoenix fit in the ecology?
Why do they need seven years of astrology?
Such is their knowledge it needs no apology
Why'd Dementors come out in a swarm?
Why don't Boggarts make Lupin transform?
Where can I find fanfics, how did the Shades get mixed?
How does Fidelius work, is Draco just a jerk?
So, if anyone anything lacks
You'll find it all ready in stacks
Let your modem engage with our favorite page
Just consult with our resident FAQs