Bad Orb Clouding (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 19960

Bad Orb Clouding 

(To the tune of Bad Moon Rising)

Dedicated to Parker 

THE SCENE: Divination Class. Enter PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY

TRELAWNEY
I see a bad orb aclouding
I see in tea leaves TNT
I see catastrophes acrowding
I see Binky's history 

The ball is round tonight
For we who have the Sight
The future is full of awful fright.

I see through a bad orb darkly
I see a bad Harry day
I see his fate unveiled starkly
I see Potter returned to clay

Harry has the Grim 
In hot pursuit of him
His prospects are lookin' mighty dim

Look at the stars and their dynamics 
Saturn is making me nonplussed
Hope Neville won't break my ceramics
Hope Ron's won't pun on Uranus

Please don't seat thirteen
Well, the first one off the scene
Might have a loss of self-esteem

Minerva says it tripe
But we all know her type
She oughta learn to shut her pipe

    - CMC