Official L.O.O.N. Memorandum

[John Walton]

No: HPFGUIDX 20025

TO: Ms. Joywitch M. Curmudgeon
Editor-in-Chief
The Daily Prophet

FROM: Anal P. Lardbottom
Deputy Misrepresentation Office
League Of Obsessive Nitpickers

RE: L.O.O.N. Membership

Dear Ms. Curmudgeon,

We here at L.O.O.N. recently noticed your message entitled "Nitpicker
Alert". We also note that your membership of L.O.O.N. expired as of 5/1/01,
and that you are therefore no longer entitled to use your status as an
Official L.O.O.N. in message posting.

Should you continue to misuse the L.O.O.N. mark, we will be forced to send
large hairy thugs around to your house to pull off your toenails.

Have a Nice Day.

Luv 'n' kisses,



A.P. Lardbottom