[HPforGrownups] Nail Out All Those Letters (filk)

[Chris Dosset]

No: HPFGUIDX 20625

WOW!  I never had a song dedicated to me before!  You're the best Caius. 

Chris

P.S. I love the way you rhymed "wishin'" and "magician"
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Caius Marcius 
  To: HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 2:04 AM
  Subject: [HPforGrownups] Nail Out All Those Letters (filk)


  Nail Out All Those Letters (from SS/PS, Chap. 3)

  (To the tune of I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter)

  Dedicated to Chris Dosset

  THE SCENE: 4 Privet Drive. Enter VERNON DURSELY, with a toolbox.

  VERNON
  I'm gonna get right down and nail out all those letters
  They're make-believe, tell my nephew.
  To stop messages from owls
  I'll use fair means or use foul
  I won't be havin' that boy wishin'
  He was a magician

  I'm gonna sleep (I hope) all night behind my doorway
  To seize each missive that comes through 
  Because it's going to be an awfully poor day
  If Harry joins that wizard crew

  I'm gonna drive all night and then I'll rent a rowboat
  And hide out on an island grim
  And I will not allow Harry the chance to cast a "no" vote
  I'll be making it a rule
  He won't go to that Hog school
  I am only doing this for him! 

     - CMC



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