[HPforGrownups] ADMIN: How to fight a troll

[Wanda Mallett]

No: HPFGUIDX 20974


Thank you Amy Elf! This has been a bad few weeks of
many trolls! I love this group and all the many
wonderfully different people who are it's members and
I will keep on that chany wagon when bumbles along!

Wanda the Witch of Revere, Massachusetts




--- Amy Z <aiz24 at hotmail.com> wrote:
> Amy Elf tremblingly steps into the vacated DADA
> position, picks up a piece 
> of chalk, and says:
> 
> There are three simple steps to fighting a troll,
> class.  However, they 
> require will power and presence of mind.
> 
> 1.  Ignore it
> 2.  Ignore it
> 3.  Ignore it.
> 
> Many witches and wizards find it helpful to take
> several deep breaths and 
> chant the catchy little incantation,
> 
> "Bigots feed on hate like junkies feed on drugs.
> Without it they shrivel like salted slugs."
> 
> (This works well with pompoms, by the way.  Try it
> out at your next match 
> against Slytherin!)
> 
> Your magical moderators may take a few hours to
> notice the presence of a 
> troll and perform the Banning Charm.  In the
> meantime, please do not feed 
> the troll.
> 
> Amy Z
> hastily offering her resignation before the DADA
> jinx can catch up with her
>
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