Three Little Thugs (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 21411

Three Little Thugs

(To the tune of Three Little Maids, from The Mikado)

Dedicated to Chris Dosset and Lisa

THE SCENE: The Great Hall. Enter DRACO MALFOY, VINCENT CRABBE and 
GREGORY GOYLE

ALL: Three little thugs from school are we 
We'll break the caps of both your knees
Through magical delinquency
Three little thugs from school

C: We're forming tight little male bonds
G: Nobody's safe when we have our wands
M: I'm the most gorgeous, being blonde
ALL: Cute little thugs from school

Three little thugs who quite contrary
Meaner than Curly, Moe and Larry 
Make it their mission to harass Harry
Three little thugs from school

C: One little thug just slithered in 
G: Two thugs ask where the third one's been
M: Executing  a cardinal sin
ALL: Three little thugs from school

M: When three little thugs master Dark Arts
C: Gryffindor will not feel so smart
G: After we've torn them all apart
ALL: Three little thugs from school

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Three little thugs by the name of Goyle
Vince Crabbe and Draco Malfoy'll
Keep trying to make Mudblood boil
Three little thugs who rule!

(Enter, from several directions, FRED, GEORGE, RON, HERMIONE & HARRY, 
who simultaneously hex them with their wands. Slowly exit MALFOY, 
CRABBE & GOYLE to Pomfrey's) 

   - CMC