Order of Merlin, First Class Acceptance Speech

[John Walton]

No: HPFGUIDX 13738

Sister Mary Lunatic wrote:

> The Ministry of Magic proudly awards the Order of Merlin, First Class, to
<snip> John Walton (Crazy Ivan) <snip> for <snip> being just plain silly.

::loud cough:: Er...taxi and one of those funny jackets with the arms the
wrong way round for Ms Lunatic, please.

::approaches podium flanked by the other Mods, grabs the microphone and
pulls off coat to reveal the Celine Dion drag-clad Russian Cabin Boy::

Thank you, thank you, thank you, there's a whole team behind us, I'd like to
thank the people at YahooGroups for constant amusement; our Manager, Holotta
Lafs; our Medical team, led by the Dishy Dr Branford, soon to appear on ER
[oohs and aahs from crowd] yeah yeah, calm down. I'd also like to thank our
house-elves and my personal Secret Secluded Sex Room Slaves. (aside: What? I
can't say that onlist? Damn...) I will now do a charming Medley of Caius'
Filks. Thank you and good night. ::hands microphone over::

((What's that, you ask? A winner of the Draco Malfoy Teacher Appreciation
Prize? That's right...it's SISTER MARY LUNATIC! ::wild applause::))

--John