[HPforGrownups] Order of Merlin, First Class Acceptance Speech

[Sister Mary Lunatic]

No: HPFGUIDX 13741

Crazy Ivan wrote:
((What's that, you ask? A winner of the Draco Malfoy Teacher Appreciation
Prize? That's right...it's SISTER MARY LUNATIC! ::wild applause::))

SML says, aside to Ivan, "I TOLD my Dad you were the BEST moderator, so he
would vote you the recognition you deserve."  Tossing back my black leather
wimple and allowing my thigh-high boots to show through the slit in my
form-fitting black habit as I walk to the podium, I produce a Lockhart-like
smile and thank my parents, my pit crew, my makeup team, and the Aztec God
Queetzel for this award, but most of all, I thank YOU ALL, my FANS, who made
this wonderful evening possible.

(Reporter's note:  Shortly after this speech, SML was mowed down by a
hit-and-run driver.  Witnesses say the auto resembled an old Ford
Anglia....)



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"Very well," said Madame Maxime, bowing
slightly. "Will you please inform zis 'Agrid
zat ze 'orses drink only single-malt
whiskey?"
     --Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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