ADMIN: Re: A New Kind of Fanfic is Here!

[Neil Ward]

No: HPFGUIDX 14110

Lord Randemort screeched:

<<It's alive!  My precious little mutant story is starting to coalesce!
Read it if you dare!  You just might be a character in it already.  No one
is safe from the Net Eaters!  Feel the bunny slipper tattoo on your arm
start to glow!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!>>

****

Randemort's faithful servant, Slugbutt, pushed the Shady Lord's armchair
closer the crackling fire and shuddered at the horrible, half-human
apparation that was snuggled there amongst the cushions.

"My Lord, have you not read the Runes?" he said, stonily.  This one here
says you will conquer all in your path with your notably diabolical ways.
This next one means you should beware of cutting what's left of your face in
a horrible shaving accident.  This last one declares that you must
henceforth post all fanfic announcements in
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPFGU-Announcements ."

"What does it all mean, My Lord?"

"Shut up, Slugbutt, you fool, and pass me my milk!!!"

The Hairnetiquette Squad
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of gold in his hand." ["The Quidditch World Cup", GoF]

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