Hound Dog (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 28637

Hound Dog (from PoA, Chap. 17)

(To the tune of – doh! – Hound Dog)

Dedicated to Amy Z

THE SCENE: The Shrieking Shack. HARRY and HERMIONE find RON and dash 
over to him.

HERMIONE: (spoken) Ron -- are you okay?

HARRY: Where's the dog?

RON: Not a dog--Harry, it's a trap
..

HARRY: What



RON (music)
He's camouflagin' as a hound dog
Lyin' here in wait
He's Animagin' as a hound dog
Dragged me in as bait
Well, he conspired with the kitty 
And made this our Black–Out date

(BLACK steps from the shadow and magically seizes the Trio's wands)

BLACK
Cry Expellarimus!
And I have all your wands
Nobody's gonna vamoose
Till business here is done
Well, you are gonna see a murder
But you will see only one. 

(HARRY attacks BLACK, and is able to get his wand back in the ensuing 
scuffle).

HARRY
You've been nothin' but a pound dog
Needin' one last kiss
You'll be gettin' no rebound, dog
For livin' so remiss
Well, you've been fatal for my parents
And you'll soon cease to exist.

(HARRY points his wand at BLACK, but cannot bring himself to use it 
against him. His wand is taken from him again when Lupin enters). 

  - CMC

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