Hound Dog (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Fri Nov 2 05:02:40 UTC 2001
No: HPFGUIDX 28637
Hound Dog (from PoA, Chap. 17)
(To the tune of doh! Hound Dog)
Dedicated to Amy Z
THE SCENE: The Shrieking Shack. HARRY and HERMIONE find RON and dash
over to him.
HERMIONE: (spoken) Ron -- are you okay?
HARRY: Where's the dog?
RON: Not a dog--Harry, it's a trap
..
HARRY: What
RON (music)
He's camouflagin' as a hound dog
Lyin' here in wait
He's Animagin' as a hound dog
Dragged me in as bait
Well, he conspired with the kitty
And made this our BlackOut date
(BLACK steps from the shadow and magically seizes the Trio's wands)
BLACK
Cry Expellarimus!
And I have all your wands
Nobody's gonna vamoose
Till business here is done
Well, you are gonna see a murder
But you will see only one.
(HARRY attacks BLACK, and is able to get his wand back in the ensuing
scuffle).
HARRY
You've been nothin' but a pound dog
Needin' one last kiss
You'll be gettin' no rebound, dog
For livin' so remiss
Well, you've been fatal for my parents
And you'll soon cease to exist.
(HARRY points his wand at BLACK, but cannot bring himself to use it
against him. His wand is taken from him again when Lupin enters).
- CMC
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