Voldemort (newbie post)

[Keely]

No: HPFGUIDX 29048

Hi! I've been a member of this group for a million years and just 
never posted. Today I had a moment of brilliance while internet 
surfing. I hope no one else has thought of this yet! 

Ahem... I have come to a startling conclusion. We have a real life 
Voldemort walking among us. Yes, an evil for all children to fear.
Try 
to guess who it is and then go to the link below.

Just like Harry Potter's Voldemort, our real life Voldie:

1) has a high, cold voice
2) has bone white skin
3) has slits for nostrils, like a snake's
4) is skeletally thin
5) has souless, unfeeling eyes
6) is unrecognizable from his former, human self
7) has delved deep into dark arts, never returning
8) has a small but fanatical cult following
9) had his success in the late 70s/early 80s 
10) had dissapeared for many years but has recently returned, more 
vile than ever.

who could it be???

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycelebs/html/up-celebs-00019.htm 

Keely -hoping to be a LOON one day...