Who's Come Back? (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 26775

Who's Come Back? (from PoA)

(To the tune of Yakety Yak)

Dedicated to Jenny of Ravenclaw

(THE SCENE: Before Hogwarts' Castle.  With Sirius Black on the loose, 
security measures are increasingly tightened.)

DUMBLEDORE 
We must now tell you with regret
Hogwarts is facing a grave threat
The man who's known as Voldy's heir
Is bringing us his new nightmare

CHORUS OF STUDENTS
Who's come back?  Sirius Black!

FUDGE
If you're in Hogsmeade for some fun
Or just to get some shopping done
Please do not stay out after eight
`Cause dementors will get irate

CHORUS
Who'll attack?  Sirius Black!

McGONAGALL
Until this danger gets downsized
Make sure passwords are memorized 
Then gather up your sleeping bags
And ignore Percy while he brags 

CHORUS
On our track?  Sirius Black!

HERMIONE
That fugitive is unabashed
That he the poor Fat Lady slashed
Her slot's now filled by Cadogan
Who keeps on going mad again

CADOGAN
Wanna crack at Sirius Black!

HARRY
As Ron was slumbering in bed
We heard such screams that'd wake the dead
He claimed that Black was in our midst
Then Neville `fessed he'd lost his list

CHORUS
Was Neville slack? Sirius Black!

SNAPE
We signed up trolls to maintain guard
I've searched through ev'ry inch and yard
And Filch has plastered ev'ry hole
If Black gets in, it's with a mole
Wolfman Jack & Sirius Black

ALL & CHORUS
Sirius Black! Sirius Black!
Get ready for his next attack!
Sirius Black! Sirius Black!
We're gonna stop that maniac!

   - CMC

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