Someone Who Crouch Overcame (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 37800

Someone Who Crouch Overcame (from GoF, Chap. 30)


Dedicated to Liz Sager

(To the tune of Gershwin's Someone to Watch Over Me)

THE SCENE: The trial of Karkaroff. Seated are Dumbledore and MOODY

MOODY (to Dumbledore)
There's a saying old, "leopards can't change spots"
And I've often said, let him in jail rot
Crouch is going to cut a deal with this Schlemihl I caught 

Sought him everywhere for six months or more
He's a big ally of Lord Voldemort
Sometimes makes me wonder why I've stayed Auror

I'd like to ask the officials back at Azkaban
Tell me why they trust filth as stool pigeons

(Enter KARKAROFF, flanked by Dementors)

KARKAROFF
I am some one who no longer will maim
I must name names since I became
Someone who Crouch overcame.

I'm a little man from darkness divorced
Filled with remorse, I'll be your source
As one who Crouch overcame.

Although you may not know that Travers
And Rookwood are traitors
I'll prove that they're total DE's

Can't I get you please to prosecute Snape
Let me escape prison landscapes
I'm one who'll play Crouch's game.
Let me evade Crouch's blame...

	- CMC

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