Filkin' Around, On A Monday Morning!!

[Greg Pyron]

No: HPFGUIDX 37817

FILK, "Voldy"-TTTO "Lola," The Kinks

(Harry, Sitting alone in the Three Broomsticks, has a flashback and starts
singing.)

HARRY:
I met him at my house when I was one year old,
We were living as Muggles, couldn't magically clean so it was Moldy,
M-O-L-D-Y
He came to our place when Peter spilled the beans,
He came in through the front door and he made a scene; his name was Voldy
V-O-L-D-Y, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Well, I'm not the world's most powerful wizard,
but when he cast AK' on me, well I bounced it back at my Voldy,
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand,
how it ripped his soul from his body when he isn't a man, Oh My Voldy
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Well He fled from the ruins of my house that night,
Incorporeal, What a sight!
Hagrid picked me up and put me on the seat,
And said 'Dear boy, come to the Dursley's with Me!'

Well, I'm not the world's most tolerant guy,
So when I went to the Dursley's, well I almost cried for my Voldy,
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

(FLASH FORWARD TO MIRROR OF ERISED CHAMBER)

I pushed his hand away,
I grabbed Quirrel's face,
I fought for the stone,
I heard him scream 'Kill him, Please'

And that is the way that it's going to stay,
And it's always going to be that way with my Voldy,
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Riddle's diary will possess, But I won't confess,
When Dumbly gives me a good twinkling about Voldy,
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Well I learned my lesson in GOF,
When Voldy came back, by the theft
Of blood from my body, and the bone of his dad,
And mixed it in a cauldron that turned bright Red

And it made Wormtail really mad
To lose his hand
And get treated like dirt by his Voldy,
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

Cause cutting bone
With a dagger can really hurt,
And you can't quite stem the flow of blood just using a shirt
>From your Voldy,

Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy
Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy, Vo-vo-vo-vo-Voldy

(Dedicated to Anne Kiely and Jill Prewett, the Godmothers of Swing)

-Alex