request for acronym - missing Weasley child

[grey_wolf_c]

No: HPFGUIDX 38218

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Linda C. McCabe" <lmccabe at s...> wrote:
> 
> This is a call to Tabouli and/or Grey Wolf for an acronym to one of
> my pet theories.  The one with the slightly obscured alphabetic
> naming scheme to hide a missing Weasley son which would make Ron a
> seventh son and have latent psychic powers which would allow him to
> flourish outside the shadows of his brothers and Harry.
> 
> I know we've had quite a bit of discussion regarding the likelihood
> of this naming scheme and theory since I brought it up a few weeks
> ago.  After reading everyone else's thoughts I've adapted what I
> think is likely.  I think they started with the alphabet scheme as 
> follows:
>
> Arthur
> 
> Bill (Billius?)
> Charlie
> ?David?
> (Edward) Percy
> Fred
> George
> 
> -----Death of David and/or Weasley Grandparents who were watching him 
> w/Dark Mark over the Burrow leading to the re-examination of naming 
> scheme. Maybe it's bad luck, so they abandon it ----
> 
> 
> Ron
> Ginny
> 
> Anyway, if you could come up with a snappy acronym to describe this
> plot theory, I'd be grateful.
> 
> Thanks,
> Athena

Note: Bad Prose near. Jump to the "Which means" if unwilling to read:

Once again, the Grey Wolf's presence is needed. Facing the prospect of 
facing the burning pain of summer heat, the Grey Wolf is tempted of 
ignoring the call of the wind. But there is a job to be done, and his 
wolfish muzzle itches to howl victory again. Soon, he is flying over 
the cold wastes of the northern reaches of his territory, the cold wind 
and icy snow refreshing him. The idea sparks, grows and develops. His 
erratic course shaprly turns southward and, as an arrow shot from a 
bow, he seeks his objective. He can smell it in the air: Athena is 
near. He hunts her down, and is soon is facing her. She seems unafraid, 
but still is reluctant to to get near the Grey Shadow before her. He 
drops a paper he was carrying and, before the sheet touches the ground, 
he is gone. Cautious, Athena picks up the paper. It's signed with what 
looks like a dog's paw, and an acronym can be read. A howl can be heard 
in the air. A victory howl.

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Which means:
I've taken up the challenge, and I proudly present my latest acronym. 
However, the genius behind TAGWATCH is still Tabouli so, Athena, before 
deciding wait to see her own proposition. Anyway, my own is:

H.A.G.R.I.D. W.A.N.T.S. B.R.A.S.S. D.R.A.G.O.N.S. A.S. P.E.T.S.
(Harry's All-seing Groupie Ron Is Demonstrated: Weasleys Alphabetically 
Naming Their Sons Brings Ron As Seventh Son, David (Really A Good 
Offspring) Never Survived Although Still Positionating Exactly Third 
Son)

I still prefer my own theory, which carries my own acronym, RICK'S THE 
BOSS (Ron Identified with the Chess Knight: Surpasses his Triumfant, 
Heroic or Excellent Brothers Only by Self-Sacrifice), but unfortunately 
they're pretty much incompatible. Anyway, I hope you like the acronym.

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf