Bring Me To Life (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 38243

Bring Me To Life 

To the tune of the Beatles' Can't Buy Me Love

Here the original at:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/penny/31/beatles.html

Dedicated to GiNnY

Enter VOLDEMORT, as a disembodied spirit

VOLDEMORT
Bring me to li-ife, li-ife
Bring me to li-ife

Almost did that dying thing my friend 
As I sought eternal life 
But Lily's trick didn't bring my end
My experiments went right
But it meant I lost my body
Body I need for life

Segue to VOLDEMORT as a monstrous misshapen homunculus

Went to the Diagon blood bank
Said I needed blood of foe.
But they gave me a look so blank
"All we've got is A and O"
Though I don't care much for Harry
Harry's blood'll bring me life

Bring me to li-ife
With a slave, a dad and foe
It will mid-wi-ife
I'll grow, grow, grow!

Segue to VOLDEMORT,  stepping out from the cauldron in his new body

Pete Pettigrew mixed Voldy stew
This potion resurrects!
I'm ready for dark deeds anew
But I lack further text
Though I've got this great new body
Rowling won't bring us Five

Came back to li-ife
Ev'ry finger, ev'ry toe
But no Book Fi-ive
No, no, no, Jo!

Wanna free my team from Azkaban
Wanna upgrade my AK 
I've also got this crazy plan
How to ruin Harry's day 
But it ain't the least bit funny
Rowling won't give me Five

Won't give me Fi-ive, Fi-ive
Won't give me Fi-ive
Won't give me Fi-ive, Fi-ive
Won't give me Fi-ive



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VOLDEMORT fall silent as he impatiently awaits – with the rest of us -
 The Order of the Phoenix

  - CMC

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