The Spider Game (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 42512

The Spider Game

(to the tune of The Crying Game)

Dedicated to Lilac

Hear an excerpt at:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002US8/103-5532061-4440660

THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Room, bathed in shadows. Enter, RON, in 
a somber mein.

RON
I know all there is to know about the spider game 
I've had my share of their insider games
First there is spinning, then there are webs
And then, they try to find out where you are 
And fear never ebbs 

One day Fred and George came up and said
"Here's what we planned for ya."
Then my teddy bear was a tarantula
It gave me nightmares, it gave me dread
And what did they do, those jokesters two,
Just laughed off their heads

I know all there is to know about the spider game 
I`ve let you know who are the guys I blame 
For they have eight legs and they have hair
And then, before you know where they are 
You're thoroughly scared

Don't want no more of the spider game 
I need a wand with a wider aim...

   - CMC

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