FILK: Torturing Muggles in the Dark

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 42535

Why, yes, I am in a sick and twisted mood today, why do you ask?

Torturing Muggles in the Dark
to the tune of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" by Tom Lehrer
Dedicated to Caius Marcius

Scene: Lucius Malfoy is preparing for an evening's entertainment.

LUCIUS:

Ain't it sweet, ain't it grand,
Spreading terror across the land,
I think a Dark Revel tonight is the finest way
To play. (You don't say?)
This one thing makes a fling just right for me,
Livens up every Saturday night for me...

Every sadistic ploy makes life more of a joy
When we're torturing Muggles in the dark.
It will be quite a sight at the Manor tonight
As we're torturing Muggles in the dark.
Those inferior folks will find life quite unlivable
When we show them why Crucio is Unforgivable.
Oh, we'll all have a blast at this evening's repast
As we're torturing Muggles in the dark.

We've gained notoriety, and caused much anxiety, 
In the Wizarding Society with our games. 
With sickening piety and prissy sobriety
They speak of our impiety and call it a shame.
But I don't see why someone should boggle
At the thought of tormenting a Muggle.

So whenever you're bored, come and join the Dark Lord
And torture some Muggles in the dark.
And maybe we'll gore a Mudblood or four,
While we torture some Muggles in the dark
We'll tear them apart in a show of devotion,
Except for a few Snape can poison with potions,
To hex and to curse we're by no means averse,
And we won't reimburse the expense of a hearse
After torturing Muggles in the dark.

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com