[HPforGrownups.com] Honeydukes(FILK)

Gail Bohacek gandharvika at hotmail.com
Mon Aug 12 23:27:52 UTC 2002


No: HPFGUIDX 42540

HONEYDUKES
(A Filk by Gail Bohacek to the tune of "Savoy Truffle" by George Harrison)


*Scene: On the Hogwarts Express, Harry's third year at Hogwarts.


"Do you know much about Hogsmeade?", asked Hermione keenly. "I've read it's 
the only entirely non-Muggle settlement in Britain..."

"Yeah, I think it is," said Ron in an offhand sort of way, "but that's not 
why I want to go.  I just want to get inside Honeydukes!"

"What's that?" said Hermione.

"It's a sweetshop,"said Ron, a dreamy look coming over his face, "where 
they've got *everything*..."

RON (singing)

Peppermint creams. shaped like a toad
Cauldron cakes you can get a'la mode
Sugar Quills that you can suck during class
And we'll get this all and even more
By going to Honeydukes

Many Flavored Beans and a nice pumpkin tart
I can taste it now, just at the thought
Fizzing Whizzbees which you can purchase in mass
And we'll get this all and even more
By going to Honeydukes

HARRY:

I hate to break the news to you
But my permission form
Did not come through

RON:

We'll find a way to get you there
'Coz you can't miss this place
It's way too cool

Drooble's Blowing Gum, Exploding Bonbons
Cockroach Clusters and Licorice Wands
Pepper Imps, it's really a blast
And we'll get this all and even more
By going to Honeydukes

HERMIONE:

McGonagall will sign if you ask
Or maybe someone else
When we get back
And don't think about sneaking out
Because you've forgotten 'bout
Sirius Black

RON (ignoring her):

Peppermint creams, shaped like a toad
Cauldron cakes you can get a'la mode
Sugar Quills that you can suck during class
And we'll get this all and even more
By going to Honeydukes
Yes, we'll get this all and even more
Just by going to Honeydukes



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