Have Yourself a Tommy Riddle Christmas (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 48268

Have Yourself a Tommy Riddle Christmas

To the tune of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Dedicated with Seasons Greetings to everyone at HP4GU! 

Hear the original at:

http://www.james-taylor.com/albums/merry.shtml


THE SCENE: The Chamber of Secrets. A tall Christmas tree, brightly 
decorated, with many presents surrounding it, stands in the center. 
To the side, is a grand piano. TOM RIDDLE tickles its ivories.  

RIDDLE
Voldy's future is far away
Riddle's folks are late
Chamber secrets are here today,
Basilisks with their hate 

Have yourself a Tommy Riddle Christmas
Give your soul to me
Pour yourself into a magic diary
>From now on

Have yourself a Tommy Riddle Christmas
Cast a gay AK
In a flash our rivals will be blown away

Soon I will become Voldemort
Happy Voldy days of gore
Hellacious fiends who eat death with us 
Steal breath with us once more

I know that
In the Book that will be Number Seven
I will win somehow
After that, we'll just have to Muggles disallow
So have yourselves a Tommy Riddle Christmas now.

TOM unwraps a huge package "from the Basilisk." It turns out to be a 
life-size statue of a Gryffindor prefect. This thoughtful gift brings 
a tear of gratitude to TOM'S eye.

    - CMC

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