(FILK) Lockhart the Dark Arts Teacher

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 48380

Oh well, I held off for as long as I could...



Lockhart the Dark Arts Teacher

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)


We know Quirrel who was on the side of Voldemort
Lupin the werewolf and Moody the Auror
But I'm sure you know
Who was the most smarmiest fellow

Lockhart the Dark Arts teacher (teacher)
Reputation built on lies (what a fibber)
Though he wrote so many books (books)
All his deeds were plagiarized (what a fibber)

All of the other teachers (teachers)
Really hated Lockhart's guts (Snape, especially)
So dense was this fop, Lockhart (Lockhart)
He would think he was hot stuff (how ridiculous)

When a student was taken
Snape to Lockhart said; (get him, Snape)
"If you think you are so great
Why not help Ginny escape?"

Then Lockhart showed his true colors (chicken)
Then from there he tried to flee (fleeeee!)
Lockhart the Dark Arts teacher (teacher)
He was very cowardly


-Gail B...Happy Holidays everybody!



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