(FILK) Weasley's Wheezes

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 48490










Weasley's Wheezes

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Please Please Me_ by the Beatles)

Sing along to the Midi here:
http://hot.mididb.com/beatles/PleasePleaseMe.php



Fred and George come down the stairs one morning and enter the kitchen, 
expecting breakfast.  Instead, they are greeted by their mother, Molly 
Weasley, who has a rather large stack of papers in her hands and an angry 
look on her face.


Mrs. Weasley:

Last night I found these forms in your room.

Fred and George (To One Another):

If that's what we think it is then we're doomed

(Fred and George lunge forward to grab the papers but Mrs. Weasley keeps 
them away at arm's length)

Fred (and George):

C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon)!

Mrs. Weasley (Reading the title on the paper):

Weasley's Wheezes...Wizard Joke Shop.

You've got the brains but you're not using them
You'll get in trouble misusing items

Fred (and George) (Pleading with their mother to give the papers back):

C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon)!

Mrs. Weasley (Reading the title on the paper):

Weasley's Wheezes...Wizard Joke Shop.

We heard all of those explosions
Never thought all that commotion was this stuff

Fred and George (To One Another):

She's pissed off

Mrs. Weasley:

Worry all the daylong through
Don't know where we went wrong with you

Fred and George:

But Mom, it's what we want to do

Mrs. Weasley:

It's been the same for years with you two
You'd better pull yourselves together soon

Fred (and George):

C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon) C'mon (C'mon)

Mrs. Weasley (Reading the title on the paper):

Weasley's Wheezes...Wizard Joke Shop.
Weasley's Wheezes...Wizard Joke Shop.
Weasley's Wheezes...Wizard Joke Shop.

Mrs. Weasley throws the stack of papers into the fireplace where they are 
quickly burned, much to the twins' disappoinment.


-Gail B.





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