Fluffy Dog (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 48674

Fluffy Dog 

To the tune of the theme from Underdog (animated cartoon series 1964-
73)

Dedicated to Pippin

Hear the original at:

http://www.toontracker.com/realaudio/ttra60-1.htm

FLUFFY: (spoken, first head) There's no need to fear! (spoken, 2nd & 
3rd head) Fluffy Dog is here! 

TRIO (music):
If there's a stone you much regard 
And you want canines as a guard 
Don't bother scouring junkyards 
Or try to use a Saint Bernard 
Call Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog!

Rolling mad eyes, growls of thunder 
Triplicate heads love to sunder 
Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog!

If you enjoy Russian Roulette 
And smoking packs of cigarettes 
While driving 90 in Corvettes 
Then you'll rejoice in Hagrid's pet  
Named Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog!

Rolling mad eyes, thundering growl
Snape had better throw in the towel 
Fluffy Dog! Fluffy Dog!

    -	CMC (who used to have a Golden named Buffy, quickly nicknamed 
Fluffy, with only a single head)

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