[HPforGrownups] Digest Number 1648

Greg Pyron alexp at alltel.net
Wed Feb 6 14:37:55 UTC 2002


No: HPFGUIDX 34749


Tabouli wrote:


Ahaaaa! (Captain Tabouli beams broadly).  Congratulations, Judy - your
wisdom and sound deductive powers have just won you a free berth on the Good
Ship LOLLIPOPS (Love Of Lily Left Ire Polluting Our Poor Severus)!  Welcome
aboard, welcome aboard.  We have a friendly and colourful crew on deck, and
are always open to new recruits.  However, as Captain, it is my duty to warn
you that taking the "pure speculation" line may impede your chances of
promotion.  My senior crew members and I hold that there is, in fact, quite
a bit of canon evidence keeping us afloat. Refer to my 6th of November post
"Severus Snape: The grudge and the very long LOLLIPOPS biography" (and, for
that matter, my 12th of January post "Survivor Snape: LOLLIPOPS sails
again!" which you may not have recognised as supporting this theory at the
time...)

As first mate of the good ship L.O.L.LI.P.O.P.S, I feel I should elucidate
my position. I HATE SNAPE. He is a cruel, sadistic, immature coward who has
nothing better to do than pick on innocent people like Neville. I like
Lollipops, because it better explains his hatred or Harry, but I do not loke
Snape. I think JKR intends for Snape to be a nasty, irredeemable, horrible
person. I have anew acronym for Snape Haters, (Not trying to infringe on
T.A.G.S., of course:~)  S.I.S.S.Y.C.O.W.A.R.D.
Sadistic, Immature Severus Snape; Yellow Coward, Offensive, With Absolutely
Reproachable Demeanor

Alex










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