FILK: Slytherin Strut

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 34890

Slytherin Strut
an HP filk
to the tune of "Stray Cat Strut" by the Stray Cats
Draco Malfoy on vocals and lead guitar, Crabbe and Goyle on bass and
drums (don't ask which is which, we all know they're interchangeable).

Slytherin strutting 'round Hogwarts school
See no need to obey the rules
To be called evil we're quite content
In fact, we take it as a compliment

Chorus:
Slytherin Strut, ambition and guile
We may be scum, but we're scum with style
We won't be thwarted, we won't be stopped
Gonna all be Death Eaters when we grow up

Always looking out for number one...
Doing whatever it takes to win
That's what it means to be a Slytherin

Strutting 'round the school, making Gryffindors shriek
We hate them all, 'cause they're stupid and weak
Gonna leave all our enemies trampled in mud
'Cause we got pure spite and we got pure blood

Repeat Chorus