Immaterial Girl (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 35113

Immaterial Girl (from CoS, Chap. 16)

(To the tune of Material Girl)

Dedicated to Catlady

THE SCENE: The Girls' bathroom. MYRTLE explains to Harry the 
circumstances of her demise.

MYRTLE
Some kids tease me, some boy killed me
You think that's OK?!
If I don't take the proper caution
I get flushed away

Since you ask, then I will tell
When I last saw the bright daylight:
When that boy with the cold high voice 
Administered last rites. 

Though you're living in the material world,
I'm an immaterial girl
Everyone thinks I'm such an inferior girl
`Cause I'm in the ethereal world 

How she scorned me, Olive Hornby
That's all right she thinks
But she got haunts thanks to her taunts
>From me here in my sinks

Here I spied two yellow eyes
As I hid in this stall to bawl
Then a boy who hissed his wording 
Put me in free fall

Kids score points but disappoint
If they can't hit my head
Ectoplasm is now my niche
Let's make fun of the dead

'Cause everybody's living in the material world,
I'm an immaterial girl
Everyone thinks I'm such an inferior girl
`Cause I'm in the ethereal world 

 - CMC

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