How JKR hired UFOs from Graceland to shoot JFK

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 35274

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "lucky_kari" <lucky_kari at y...> wrote:

> So, now our friend the illiterate article writer sits down and has 
to put a frame around J.K. Rowling's famous hormone 
statement. Using his  gleamed and limited knowledge of the 
books, he writes a fancy little  intro about how Book V will follow 
on to several events in Book IV,  events that never actually 
happned.


"gleamed" knowledge? At last we know what caused 
Dumbledore's eyes to light up in GoF!  It was the reflected 
glimmer of a UFO!


Pippin
one lining, but has given in to her inner L.O.O.N. and is going to 
post an inclusive list of all vampire references and vampirish 
Snape discriptions to make up for it.