How Many Students at Hogwarts FILK

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How Many Students at Hogwarts in All
A filk by Pippin, to the tune of One Hundred Bottles of Beer
Dedicated to Lexicon Steve

One thousand students at Hogwarts in all
One thousand students in all
Sitting at tables or crowding the Ball
One thousand students at Hogwarts in all

Eight hundred students at Hogwarts in all
Eight hundred students in all
Two hundred Slyths hoping Harry will fall
Four times two hundred are students in all

Two hundred eighty are students in all
Two hundred eighty in all
Seven years, Houses four, ten per roll call
Makes two hundred eighty at Hogwarts, that's all

How many students at Hogwarts in all
How many students in all
You'll be excused for being bemused
Someone named Jo has her numbers confused.