SHIP: Cupid's Snitch and Cupid's Quaffle

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No: HPFGUIDX 35582

Yikes!

I just noticed a horrible error which is going to have Captain Charis 
beating me about the head her telescope if I don't fix it, and *fast!*

> > So in Cupid's Bludger, Dead Sexy Florence is replaced by late-
> > bloomer Florence....

That's Cupid's *Quaffle,* folks.  Cupid's Quaffle.  

C.U.P.I.D.S.B.L.U.D.G.E.R. is an utterly respectable and not in the 
least bit subversive Snape/Sirius theory steered by the estimable
Charis Julia.  In CUPIDSBLUDGER, Florence is a very nice girl, who
may be Dead Sexy or may be Late Bloomer, but in either case most 
certainly does *not* grow up to become Evil Death Eater Mrs. 
Lestrange.

The Snitch and the Quaffle are the anarchistic ones.

Sorry about that.  I've never been in the least bit Sporty, so it's 
all too easy for me to, uh, get my balls confused.


Jo Serenadust wrote:

> I particularly like the part of your new theory...where you have
> the mysterious Florence Lestrange as an earlier version of our own, 
> dear Hermione (I have missed the trio a bit during all these highly 
> entertaining backstories).  

I don't seem to be able to resist imagining Ever So Evil Mrs. 
Lestrange as a twisted Dark version of Hermione grown up.  I have no 
idea why.  Perhaps it's because she's a woman in what would appear to 
be otherwise a man's milieu?  Or perhaps it's just because she's so 
marvellously *brave* in that one appearance she gets?  

> I think you've got Hermione to a *T* here.  Maybe when you're done 
> with the Severus/Sirius motivational theories, you might do some 
> future projections and *prove* that Hermione is destined to be the 
> new queen of the DEs.  

Hermione Granger Is Ever So Evil?

Are you *mad,* woman?  I'd be *lynched!*

<pause>

All the same.  It is kind of...*tempting,* isn't it?

> Or would that be fanfic?  

<gasps>  

Bite your tongue!  This is *speculation.*  It's completely 
different.  Utterly dissimilar.  Nothing Akin At All.

Trust me.


-- Elkins