PACMAN & Petunia

[saintbacchus]

No: HPFGUIDX 35704

--- "Tabouli" <tabouli at u...> wrote:

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Madam, may I present you with a PACMAN (Perfectly Angelic
Characters Make Awful Novels) badge?
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Does such a thing actually exist? And if not, can I make
one? I want one for my homepage. It explains succinctly
my passion for the villainous. ^_^ I could do a whole
series, if anybody else wants a badge...although there
are surely more talented people around.


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In a final gesture of devastated defiance, she sent the
happy couple a bouquet of petunias and then vowed to hate
Wizardry and all the Potters' heirs and successors for
the rest of her life...
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Ah-ha, but that would require a sense of drama and irony
(and a smidge of imagination), none of which Petunia is
supposed to have. Then again, I believe there's more to
her than her Doris-Day-gone-awry exterior, so who knows!
I would rather her hatred of magic be due to poor family
relations, though, because that's more interesting than
romance (and longer lasting).