Defense Again (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 35736

Defense Again 

(To the tune of Cole Porter's Don't Fence Me In)

Dedicated to Pippin

THE SCENE: Office of the Headmaster. DUMBLEDORE dictates a letter to 
the classified section of the Daily Prophet.

DUMBLEDORE
Oh, there's a job, vacant job, that at Hogwarts I must fill
Defense Again
It must be somebody who'll refuse to students kill
Defense Again

Someone who M.O.M will not be indictin'
A modest kind of soul who'll avoid limelightin'
Someone once a month who won't be people bitin'
Defense again

Pixies don't loose, with no turban or disturbin'
Underground activities.
In ev'ry class, you must remark upon Arts Dark 
Without rank proclivities

Through the offices of Snape you won't be prowlin'
You'll see the full moon but you won't start howlin'
At the Secret Chambers, you won't throw the towel in
Defense again

Someone who knows Grindylows without using windy prose
Defense again
Someone who'll teach `em duels without lookin' like a fool
Defense again

You'll only write about what you have done in person
You will not target students with forbidden cursin'
In blood of unicorns you won't be immersin'
Defense again

No polyjuice, no Avada by our DADA
Underneath some slick disguise
You won't use dwarves, no more singin' they'll be bringin',
That's a thing we all despise. 

We need someone who more than one year will make it
We need someone good, who will not just fake it
I only I could get Severus Snape to take it
..
Defense again. 

  - CMC

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