What if JKR is a member of our group?

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 32466

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "thefortressiserlohn" <fordpr1020 at a...> 
wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at y..., "jrober4211" <midwife34 at a...> wrote:
> > Has anyone ever wondered if JKR is a member of this group and we 
> are 
> > all not aware of it? 

Maybe (I beg the indulgence of our female members as I spin my 
gossamer theory) - just maybe, JKR's new husband is a member of our 
group.  He, like all HP fans, lamented the long hiatus between 
volumes four and five, but he, unlike the rest of us, resolved to do 
something about it.  He arranged to be introduced to her (originally 
no doubt with nothing more on his mind than to encourage her 
celerity), but found himself as strongly attracted to her as was 
Hagrid to Norbert. And likewise was she to him (Let not to the 
marriage of true minds...)

So in addition to nuptial bliss, Mr. JKR (sorry, I'm too lazy to look 
up his name) is now in a signal position to encourage his bride to 
move forward with all deliberate speed on OoP, and thereafter on Vol. 
6 & 7

  - CMC

JUNO
Honour, riches, marriage-blessing,
Long continuance, and increasing,
Hourly joys be still upon you!
Juno sings her blessings upon you.

CERES
Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty,
Vines and clustering bunches growing,
Plants with goodly burthen bowing;
 
Spring come to you at the farthest
In the very end of harvest!
Scarcity and want shall shun you;
Ceres' blessing so is on you.

   - Shakespeare, The Tempest, IV,i

(Juno is the Goddess who sanctifies all marriages, as all of us in 
this well-educated group well know)