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[rosie]

No: HPFGUIDX 40779

The Scarred Wizard Of Gryffind-air

to the theme tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

(note to CMC: I liked your link so much that my bro and I were inspired !)

HARRY, EXCEPT BRACKETS:
Now... this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the enemy of Lord Voldie.

In... 4 Privet Drive born and raised
In the cupboard is where I spent most of my days,
Being bullied by Dursley and his mum and dad too
and I had no friends in my primary school

After the Dark Lord Vold' said (VOLDEMORT) "I'm up to no good"
and started making trouble in my neighborhood,
He AK'd my dad and my mum got scared
she said (LILY) "you're movin' with your uncle and auntie tho they don't care"

I had 2 cool brooms, but neither I bought
I headed for the World Cup, we used a boot to port
I used my cloak so I wouldn't get caught
but now I know my destiny is to kill Voldemort

I ported out the graveyard about seven or eight
and I yelled to the DE's "yo home, smell ya later,"
The war had started, Voldie was back
I just hope next year he'll cut me some slack!

Rosie and her little brother


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