Whatever Became of Harry? (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 40988

Whatever Became Of Harry?

(to the tune of Tom Lehrer's Whatever Became of Hubert?)

Dedicated to Amy Z

Whatever became of Harry?
Does anyone really know?
`95
Privet Drive
He was last seen alive
And still keeps on lying low

We once read of his broomstick so speedy
But all we now get is DVD
Fanfic can be frequently cute
But it cannot solve Canon dispute

This prolonged absence we must abhor!
Wouldn't it be too bad if
The film of Phoenix had Dumbledore 
Played by Daniel Radcliffe. 

Whatever became of you, Harry?
You were a great modern myth
Once each year, a new tome,
But I think I'll first roam
To my last nursing home
Ere Fifth.

Does Rowling a writer's-block crisis now face?
Is there some Weasley cousin to once more erase?
Has her talent been trapped in a jar?
Come back to us, JKR!

    - CMC

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