The Old Ghost Teacher (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 41245

The Old Ghost Teacher

(to the tune of The Old Dope Peddler by Tom Lehrer)

Dedicated to Steve Vander Ark

When the History class opens
Comes a scholar all find quite dull
It's the Old Ghost Teacher
Who can rapidly numb each skull

He makes Goblin wars sound boring, 
Ulrich the Oddball bland
It's the Old Ghost Teacher
Who keeps Hist'ry in low demand 

He makes a striking entrance:
He through a blackboard walks
Binns then proves that he's a has-been
Right from the moment he first talks

If none knew that young Tom Riddle
Became Evil Voldemort
Blame the Old Ghost Teacher
Through his "Dark Arts" lecture they snored.

    -	CMC 

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