FILK: He's Always a Bastard to Me

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No: HPFGUIDX 41358

He's Always a Bastard to Me
To the tune of "She's Always a Woman to Me" by Billy Joel

Harry Potter expresses his opinion of Snape in musical form.

HARRY:
He can slay with a sneer,
He can scar with a smirk,
In or out of the classroom he acts like a jerk,
And he's always the last guy that I want to see,
He swoops like a bat
And he's always a bastard to me.

He can lose you house points,
He can pass you or fail you.
When you think you're on track, he is sure to derail you.
Always popping up where you don't want him to be.
He slinks like a snake
And he's always a bastard to me.

CHORUS
Oh, he holds on to a grudge,
And he always appears
At the worst time and place.
Oh, and he never lets up,
And he never backs off,
He's always right in my face.

He's become Neville's boggart,
Hermione's tormentor,
He nearly fed Sirius to a Dementor,
And he hated my dad out of sheer jealousy.
He made Lupin resign
And he's always a bastard to me.

CHORUS

He's always unkind 
And he's frequently cruel,
He's the greasiest, nastiest git in this school.
Of our mutual loathing there's no secrecy.
And he may be a rock
To his Slytherin flock,
But he's always a bastard to me.

Marina
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