female DADA profs and another vote for BadBoy!Draco

[N Fry]

No: HPFGUIDX 41602

Responding to my question about female DADA profs - Hei Lun, who happens to 
be a guy (*smacks self on forehead* A thousand apologies!)said:
<snip>
>2. "There will be a female Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher."
>(Lexicon's words)
>
>Now the two could be unrelated, and both came from separate interviews from 
>almost two years ago, but having Mrs. Figg as the next DADA teacher would 
>make a lot of sense to me, much more than Fleur, or every other adult witch 
>we know.

I agree. I just can't imagine Fleur teaching DADA, at least not based on 
what we've seen of her so far. Besides, how are her poor male students 
suppose to learn anything with a part-Veela for a teacher? Unless they all 
decide to try impressing her by becoming model students, but I doubt that 
greatly. Instead, I have a mental picture one of them getting lost in a 
fantasy about his lovely young teacher, which results in him being strangled 
by the grindylow that he was suppose to be studying. <eg>

All I can say is, it's about time they get a woman in to fill that position! 
Maybe the job isn't as jinxed as everyone seems to think it is. Perhaps they 
just need a female to do it.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Darrin, responding to Cindy's vote for BadAsHeWantsToBe!Draco, cheered:
>NOW we're talking! I would love to see this Draco.
<snip>
>But I do so love the possibility. We really do need MORE villains in the 
>series. Right now it's Voldemort and the DEs and Draco and his gang. We 
>lost Snape (apparently). Barty Jr. is a vegetable. Krum and Sirius were 
>made nicer by plot twists and Rita and Lockhart are just really 
>cariactures, not villians. Fudge is more misguided than evil.
>
>Keep Draco evil, I say! Make him MORE evil!

We definitely need a new (preferably Bangy) villian. ChoirBoy!Draco just 
sounds so boring. I realize that he doesn't have to be a perfect angel to 
reject Voldemort, but he's just so much more interesting as a villian. I'm 
always amused at how people on this list want to make good characters Ever 
So Evil and give bad characters a hidden good side.

Darrin also said:
>Nik, let me just say that Mad-Eye Moody and the Bouncing Ferrets may be the 
>best name for a band yet! Count me in!

Why, thank you! *blush* I usually find your closings rather amusing, so that 
was my little homage. I'm glad you liked it!



~ Nik (who thinks that learning to ferret-bounce people sounds like a handy 
little life skill)

*thanks to Elkins for the use of the phrase "ferret-bounced" in a post about 
why Draco Malfoy Is Ever So Lame (#39083)*

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